Everything I lost, out the door it’s tossed. 

All the cash it cost, down the drain it’s washed. 

My ass just got frost so I’m gonna scream like Howard Dean! 

Like Howard Dean.

I just crapped the bed, face is burning red. 

Everything I said, everyone mis-read. 

I have lost my head so I’m gonna scream like Howard Dean! 

Like Howard Dean 

I’m gonna scream,  

I’m gonna scream,  

I’m gonna scream like Howard Dean.

Yooooooooeeeewwwwww!

Bride without a groom, 

All around is doom.  

Rose without a bloom,

Dying in the gloom. 

Baby in the womb that’s gonna

Scream like Howard Dean.Like Howard Dean.

I’m gonna scream,  

I’m gonna scream,  

I’m gonna scream like Howard Dean

Yooooooooeeeewwwwww!

Yeeeaaah! Yeah.